Aries: loud-ass burp that they dont even bother to cover up

Taurus: covers the burp with their hand but hot damn it smells like gross nachos

Gemini: grabs their best friend and says ‘i need to tell you a secret’ and then burps in their ear

Cancer: tends to burp at the worst possible moments, like when theyre trying to flirt with someone. It upsets them

Leo: loudest, longest burp of all time. It could win a burping competition

Virgo: always covers their dainty little burps with their hand, no one notices

Libra: burps the alphabet, everyone cheers

Scorpio: they burp and then turn bright red - its embarrassing and ruins their image a bit

Sagittarius: burps mid-sentence and then starts cracking up

Capricorn: they save all their burps for when they’re alone

Aquarius: their burps always sound hilarious, and everyone makes fun of them. sometimes they get mad at these laughing people, other times they just feel like crying

Pisces: doesnt usually notice the burp come out, but if they do, they smile and immediately try to burp more